January 2011
80 posts
In class pretending like I give a shit.
We'll be back shortly
We may have forgotten to feed the wild Tumbeasts that roam our datacenter, resulting in gnawing and/or mutiny. Animal control has been alerted.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER TUMBLR.
AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY,...
onedirectionlust:
whenbiebersmiles:
ibeliebican:
mnid fcuk
fcuknig hcek im samrt.
Haha my mum shits herself when my sister is...
:L
I'm craving a subway
When you know you're being annoying but you don't...
-jonesy:
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
rosiebristol:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
What if someone had a legitimate crush on me?
That’s funny. Good joke.
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
i wish i tanned reaaaaly easily.
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
that awkward moment when people realise you dont...
Reblog if you want "have you ever..." questions in...
69withbieber:
demetreeya:
i wont get any….
but oh well haha
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
flesh-into-gear
things i think about in class
timetruth-hearts:
shut the fuck up why are you talking
i hate you all
you are so dumb shouldn’t you be in a lower grade
when is it lunch even though it’s first period
why isn’t there someone attractive in here
i hate all you irritating people
who the fuck is this kid
i wonder who’s a virgin
so accurate.
Niiiiiiight, i got a french exam tomorrow :/ FML...
If a guy told me he'd catch a grenade for me
Why the fuck would anyone throw a grenade at me in the first place?
That terrifying moment when a poster randomly...
Just laughing too much right now:
itsperfectlyimperfect:
PAULY DDDDDDD <3
Reblog if you wish Cancer didn't exist.
Only a sick bastard wouldn’t reblog this.
valentines day is coming up
futuristichoodshit:
when you see couples hugging and kissing
when people show off what they got
when everyone is wearing valentines day clothes
when everyone else has a valentine except for you
when you dont get any gifts
when everyones on dates and you have no one to hang out with
but at the end of the day you’re like ,
LMFAOOOO
When a girl walks by me and gives me an attitude...
bigredfiretrucks:
Vodka & coke ;)